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That's okay. Let's say that they alternate.
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"I'm a wart."
"She's a wart."
"Good. Glad we all agree!"
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"And guess what Hillary!? I can see Russia from my house!"
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Avatar made by Glintzdragon!
So adorable it makes my eyes hurt! xD
I want one right now.
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Everyone has thier weeknessses. For example, some people smoke. Others have serious diseases. Me? I collect stuffed Penguins.
Never say fix to a Furry
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for Tickle Me Elmo.
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There goes the neighborhood..DIESTALKERohwaitthatsme
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I have too many aliases.
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Everyone has thier weeknessses. For example, some people smoke. Others have serious diseases. Me? I collect stuffed Penguins.
Never say fix to a Furry
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What does it mean when nightmares dream of peace? When shadows wish for light? - Ink Exchange
ZAR AND I COULD SHARE ONE 8D!
And they could somehow be connected, like, all 4 be sorta connected in a way. That would be...the shiz
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I\'d like to make myself believe/ that planet Earth turns slowly/ it\'s hard to say that I\'d rather stay awake when I\'m asleep/ \'cause everything is never as it seems...
~Fireflies, Owl City
NaNoWriMo 2009? NaNoName: SwiftstarDawn
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